An Exclusive Membership

Congratulations! You are once again an active member of the OGRE club (Overdue Gestaters who Really want to Evict). This is an exclusive club open to all women who have had the priviledge of being in a state of pregnancy for 41+ weeks.

There are no dues or membership cards as swollen feet, an obvious waddle, and the tell-tale haggard expression on one's face are evidence enough. There are no forms to sign and return as we hope active membership is short-lived. Nevertheless, you will be considered a member for life, able to relate to other mothers of this time-worn (and worn-out) club.

As an added bonus, I am pleased to offer to you a platinum membership. Not only are you a returning member, you now have three small children underfoot.
Kudos to you, dear mother!