It's 2:30 pm and I'm beat; and this after enjoying the "luxury" of sleeping until almost 6 am.
A quick phone call this morning turned into an hour+ conversation about a number of things (and it wasn't even with Clara!). Meanwhile the boys occupied themselves for a while with watching the vactor suck up leaves on one side of the house. This must have grown old because they attacked the Christmas tree with a vengeance and tore around the house like mad men.
We then went to Target to look for girly Christmas gifts for some friends. As we were walking in, a rather obese man was putting his things in his vehicle. Andrew loudly announces, "That man has been eating a lot!" which was quickly repeated by Stephen. Thankfully we were at such a distance that I don't think he heard, but I quickly stooped down and explained that we neither point at nor remark about people.
Inside we had the pleasure of seeing an elderly neighbor riding on a motorized cart. I feel like I need the motorized cart. Instead I had the pleasure of alternately pushing and pulling a over sized cart with the two sit/stand seats in the back while either holding Matthew or making sure he didn't topple out of the cart.
Our final stop was Hobby Lobby. As I was merrily checking out some clearance fabric, Stephen, unbeknownst to me, climbed onto a shelf upon which was standing several tri-fold room divider/screens. Suddenly his actions became clear as one hit me in the back of the head. A clerk quickly rushed to make sure I hadn't suffered any physical harm; I assured her that I hadn't though I couldn't guarantee that my son would enjoy the same fate. He rode in the cart for the rest of our short-lived trip.
On the way to the check-out another shopper was concerned that he might fall out and bump his head. I said, "Oh, that probably wouldn't bother him." "Oh, is he hard-headed?" she replied. I answered, "Don't let his cuteness fool you."
As I waited to pay the lady behind me struck up a conversation. Her daughter also has 3 boys rather close together. She commented, "You're brave to take them all out." It's either go crazy at home or have crazy shopping experiences; after these last few trips, however, I've decided it's better to live in a madhouse.
We should just live closer to each other so that we could switch off childcare for these shopping trips. Our grocery trip this week to Walmart was very similar. I went through the self checkout (don't ask me why) only to realize that I only had one's to pay with. I had to stand there and feed 20 one dollar bills into the machine while Alena screamed loudly to get out of the cart and Gabe and Mya tried to appease her with an extremely rowdy game of peekaboo. I just keep telling myself that one day I'll miss all this...
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